The Original Hotness Monster

Since we here at HM are absolute fans of GREEK, we fell in love with Ashleigh when she coined the term Hotness Monster, while on "Spring Break."

Wishing that we were also back in college, carefree and partying it up in Myrtle Beach, (Really more like St. Barts) it was only natural that we'd start using the GREEK vernacular. While at the Hollywood Assistant Beer Pong tourney... one of the girls had her first sighting & thus the tube translated nicely into real life.

Aside from his radiating beauty, we only had limited facts. We knew where he worked (thank you company coordinated t-shirts) and we had the benefit of knowing everyone's names participating at the event. Thank you to facebook (how we existed before it's invention is still beyond me) and our Hotness Monster had a name, a job, a location... and sadly for us, a girlfriend.

Even though things didn't end up working out, a new animal was unleashed, and we are forever in the quest of finding the next great Hotness Monster.